The Laramee Filter: pseudorandom thoughts, subsequently put on the Internet.
 
Author:
Tom Laramee
Date Published:
March 3rd, 2020
Word Count:
115 (1:00 read time)
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The Stimulus Check Challeng

Now that the fiscal stimulus package has passed, I'm looking forward to the "Stimulus Check Challenge" in which Trump supporters make videos of themselves burning their checks to protest socialism.

(I just want to be first to call that, is really all this boils down to)

I NEED TO SEE APPROX 37% OF ALL OF THOSE CHECKS BURNED.

I have free matches over here. Bring your checks by and I'll toss one to you from 6 feet away while wearing nitrile gloves.

I also have a paper shredder. I'll plug it in and put it in front of my house. You can just drive by and insert your checks without even getting out of your car.